Today's Quick Hit Headlines

Some quick hits on today's headlines:

Co-chair of Obama debt panel: Social Security is 'milk cow with 310 million t*ts!'...
Former Senator Alan Simpson is right even though political correctness forced him to apologize.

POLL: Voters Now Trust Republicans More On All 10 Key Issues...
DEM = DOOM

DEM JOKES THAT PELOSI COULD DIE BEFORE NEXT YEAR
I think he was just wishing out loud.

BIDEN READY FOR MORE SPENDING: 'This is a chance to do something big, man!'...
Biden is stuck in the 60's, man.  And his approval ratings will soon be stuck in the 30's, man.

JetBlue plane tires catch fire during landing; 15 injured...
Apparently not enough passengers paid the new "landing with all tires intact" fee.

Permit denied for mosque in former hot dog grill in Chicago... 
Let's require the NYC mosque to have a hot dog grill - all pork.

CA OKs 20% rate hike for Blue Cross; Blue Shield to jump as much as 29%...
But Nancy Pelosi promised if we passed Obamacare our costs would go down!

McCollum Rips Scott's Character, Refuses to Endorse
If Republicans lose the Governor's seat in Florida it will be because of petulant poor losers like McCollum.  Steve Poizner is doing the same thing in California, refusing to endorse Meg Whitman.  Do either of these losers think the Democrat candidates would be preferrable?