Today's Quick Hit Headlines

Some quick hits on today's headlines:

Obama halts prosecution of USS Cole bomber...
I'm really beginning to think he's not on our side.

NY gov could face charge over World Series tickets...
That's a lot of trouble for a game he couldn't even see.

Bikini-clad strippers protest church in rural Ohio...
First time they've been to church in a long time.

Judge busted with porn on his computer resigns in disgrace...
Don't worry, he'll always have a future as a Dem congressman.

'We're about to crash!' jet passengers told in error...
Bad airline pilot practical jokes.

'RECOVERY SUMMER' ENDS SICK
GDP REVISION: 1.6%
Bad presidential practical jokes

RANGEL ON OBAMA: 'I'm one of his best friends'...
What are "Things Obama Doesn't Really Want to Hear Right Now", Alex?

Amateur ghost hunter looking for 'ghost train' hit and killed by real train...
It's the real ones that will get you every time.

Wired youth forget how to write in China and Japan...
No big deal.  I don't know how to write in China or Japan either.

Outsourced Call Centers Return -- To U.S. Homes...
Of course if you're gonna do that you have to learn to speak with an Indian accent.

Berlin 'cannibal' restaurant advertises for body parts...
Come to Hollywood, boys.  There's noses, breasts, lips and butts galore.

Doctors remove world's largest tumor...
Doctors, there's a Berlin restaurant on line one.