Today's Quick Hit Headlines

Some quick hits on today's headlines:

OBAMA: 'We are not and never will be at war with Islam'...
Perhaps not, but it's very possible they're at war with us.

WH: If Republicans win House, they'll shut down government...
I'm sure they think that scares voters, but right now it sounds pretty good.

'Very spiritual' Muslim woman kills 2 in factory shooting...
Muslim men get 72 virgins for killing infidels.  What do Muslim women get?

ESCAPE: Congress May Leave Town a Week Early...
But you can bet they won't be spending more time with their constituents.

Outlook Gloomy at Secret Billionaire Meeting...
But I tried to lighten things up the best I could.

Vulnerable Dems duck public events...
See item above.

Republican insiders skeptical of landslide predictions...
Republican insiders are worried the new kids will take away their power.

Poverty on track to post record gain under Obama...
Change...but not much hope.

French lawmakers throw out retirement age at 60...
Nuts, I only had six years to go.  But at least now I don't have to become French.

Scientists teach robots how to trick humans...
I bet they look like John Kerry and Al Gore.

Obama: 'No' to solar panels on White House roof...
I'm guessing the oil well on the South Lawn is out too.

Massive Iceberg Crashes Into Island, Splits in 2
I blame global warming.