Today's Quick Hit Headlines

Some quick hits on today's headlines:

Feds to auction autographed Clinton sax seized from jailed Hillary fundraiser...
Clinton:  "I did not have sax with that fundraiser."

Teachers boycott back-to-school night...
Parents should boycott school fundraisers.

SMILE: NYC adds subway cameras...
I've been in NYC subways.  There's not many people smiling down there.

France, Spain urge global tax to fight poverty...
They'd like to make sure we're ALL in poverty.

POLL: 35% Want Bush Back...
The rest of them want anyone but Obama.

HILLARY TO GIVE UN $50 MILLION FROM US TAXPAYERS -- FOR COOKING STOVES...
A woman's place is in the kitchen - giving stoves to foreigners.

Scientists: We can build whatever animal you want to eat!
If you build it, they will eat it.

OBAMA TO IRAN: DOOR OPEN TO ENGAGEMENT...
I always thought Obama and Ahmadinejad would make a cute couple.

Prince Charles: 'I happily talk to plants, trees'...
Inbreeding.

Marijuana growers join the Teamsters Union...
Do we want potheads driving trucks?

OBAMA AUNT: 'THE SYSTEM TOOK ADVANTAGE OF ME'...
This from a woman who has lived illegally on the public dole for years.

Nevada unemployment rises to 14.4%...
And in November Harry Reid unemployment will jump to 100%.