Today's Quick Hit Headlines

Some quick hits on today's headlines:

TOFU: First Lady's nutrition bill stalls in House...
Yep, the president refused to eat that crap.

GALLUP 2012: OBAMA 52%, CLINTON 37%
And that's before she announces.  When that happens you can turn those numbers around.

China rich make 'generous' gifts at Gates, Buffett dinner...
Yeah, but an hour later you want another generous gift.

USA 'Practically Owned' by China...
China's getting screwed.

Man gets probation in wrong-car defecation...
Is there ever a right car to defecate in?

Barney Frank blames 'right-wing media' for tightening race...
I'm sure the whole Fannie/Freddie scandal had nothing to do with it.

'Slavery' uncovered on trawlers fishing for Europe...
I didn't know you could fish for Europe  Is there a limit?

Rupert Murdoch Calls For Amnesty for 'Law Abiding' Illegal Aliens...
You can't be "law abiding" and illegal.

Whitman fires back about illegal immigrant maid...
In a state with 12% unemployment, huge deficits, crazy lib legislature, no mature voter gives a rat's ass about Meg Whitman's maid.

One third of 'extinct' animals turn up again...
Sometimes nature likes to screw with us.

Odds of Life on Nearby Planet '100 Percent'
That explains the strange phone calls.

N.Y. Gov Hopeful in Confrontation With Reporter
I was hopeful he'd punch the guy in the nose.

Teacher Accused of Taping Sex With 70 Kids
This guy will be particularly popular in prison.