Today's Quick Hit Headlines

Some quick hits on today's headlines:

Biden: I Won’t Literally Strangle Republicans
Well, that's comforting.

Hillary: I Don't Want to Be Vice President
She wants to be president.

Presidential Seal Falls Off as Obama Speaks
Even the seal is embarrassed to be seen with him.

Obamacare Triggering Doctor Shortage
People don't spend years and years in college, medical school, internship and residency just to become civil servants.

Cuomo Tries to Seize Momentum in NY Governor Race
And if he wins he'll seize the paychecks of every New Yorker.

THE BRITISH ARE COMING! NEW CNN HOST VOWS TO TOPPLE FOXNEWS...
Some British twit is gonna topple Fox News?

Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals Allows 11 Nations Join US Suit Against AZ...
Typical Ninth Circus decision.  If it's against America they're for it.

Smoking chimpanzee dies At 52; lived 10 years past life expectancy...
But will chimps pay cigarette taxes so we can fund health care?

EVEN CHICAGOLAND LOSING 'HOPE'
But Rahm Emanuel is coming to save the day!