Today's Quick Hit Headlines

Some quick hits on today's headlines:

POLL: 65% Would Vote to Replace Entire Congress..
ONLY 65%?

POLL: Majority Wants Obama Fired In 2012...
They'll probably get their wish.

GIANTS fans smoking marijuana at World Series?!
A preview of the entire state if Prop 19 passes.

San Fran pot shop offers free joints for each Giant home run...
Nice law enforcement you've got going up there.

RAHM VICTORIOUS: Top Opponent Suddenly Drops Out Of Mayor's Race... 
I guess the horse's head in the bed had the desired results.

Taxpayers covered $9 million in cosmetic surgery for NY teachers...
And most of their students can't even spell "boobs".

Man Shot Dead After Refusing His Turn in Russian Roulette...
I guess that's one of those "lose-lose" situations.

Bedbugs Try to Take Over the World, Spotted at UN building in NYC...
No surprise.  Have you seen the people that show up there?

Scientists discover sneezing monkeys!
Now maybe they can go back to trying to find global warming.

Mexican cops quit after station attacked with 1,000 bullets, grenades...
Perhaps we should take another look at that whole border fence thing.

Obama to visit Jakarta mosque...
We used to visit churches from our denomination when we traveled, too.

Mohammed most popular name for newborn boys -- in England!
They're losing their country.