Today's Quick Hit Headlines

Some quick hits on today's headlines:

Warning Issued For Entire NYC Water Supply; Elevated Lead Levels Detected... 
That might explain the election results in New York.

TV gets its first 'illegal immigrant' series...
Wasn't Chico and the Man in the 70's?

Hillary called 'President Clinton' by Prime Minister...
Give it time...

'Growing number of people cutting down on daily showering, hair-washing' for environment...
Hippies have always been smelly.  This is nothing new.

Harry Potter Fans Decimating India's Owls...
The dragon and basilisk population is taking a hit too.

Memos detail TSA employee's cocaine pranks on passengers...
Hope he enjoys the cavity searches he'll get in prison.

Iranians stage mass protest against 'Great Satan' USA...
31 years ago they took hostages.  30 years ago Reagan won, and I don't remember them celebrating when they released the hostages as Reagan was taking the oath of office.

Mayor Foes Rip Rahm: 'He Cut And Run... Left President Holding The Bag'...
Somebody's going to get a horse's head in their bed.

Geithner sought economic advice from -- Jon Stewart?
These things don't even surprise me anymore.

Stocks Surge, Dow Closes Up 220 Points
That's how you say "Republican House" in stock marketese.

Bacon-Flavored Soda Sizzles Onto Shelves
I love bacon but I'm not going there.