Today's Quick Hit Headlines

Some quick hits on today's headlines:

26 Animals Killed in Germany Zoo Blaze
You might want to skip the daily specials at the zoo snack bar for a few days.

FBI: Official Tried to Hide $80G in Her Underwear
That probably isn't going to work unless she's a 38DDD.

Man Tries to Run Over Woman After Proposal
I'm guessing she said "no".

US postal service delivers less mail, loses $8.5 billion...
How much would they have lost if they'd delivered more mail?

UK REPORTER GOES WATERBOARDING!
I'll bet he thought they said "water skiing".