Dream Act Discriminates Against Stupid Illegal Aliens

The Daily Caller often provides a unique take on news events and this piece on the Dream Act is a classic:

2.) House passes bill aimed at denying stupid immigrants citizenship -- With the aid of a handful of Republican members, House Democrats yesterday passed the DREAM act. First proposed in 2001, the act "extends conditional legal status for five years to those illegal aliens who were younger than 16 when they entered the country, have lived in the U.S. for at least five years, and have a degree from a U.S. high school, or the equivalent," reports The Hill. In addition, "beneficiaries can apply for an additional five years of conditional nonimmigrant status if they've completed at least two years of higher education or military service. Afterward, they could apply for permanent legal status." Assuming Senate Democrats are able to muster enough votes, 17-year-olds, stupid kids, and pacifists will soon have to hike their happy asses back to the third-world war zones from whence they came. 

Hard to believe Nancy Pelosi and the Democrats could be so heartless when dealing with stupid people. After all, they're a major part of her base.