Today's Quick Hit Headlines

Some quick hits on today's headlines:

Obama plans federal workplace diversity effort
They're going to try for competence this time.

FIRST: FOXNEWS AND S CAROLINA GOP WILL HOLD PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE -- SET FOR EARLY MAY 2011...
I'm not sure I'm going to be ready for electoral politics that soon.

CENSUS: Washington area wealthiest, most educated region in nation...
Don't forget, most educated does not equal most intelligent.

Chavez seeks power to rule by decree for 1 year...
Obama just got a tingle up his leg.

Grave robbers steal 400 urns from cemetery...
How much does a grave robber urn?  Whatever he can get for scrap metal.

'Grinch' Steals Packages Off Doorsteps, Signs For Deliveries...
You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.

Mailman arrested for delivering mail nude...
Neither snow, nor rain, nor lack of clothing....

Voyager spacecraft nears exit of solar system...
Hope it doesn't miss the turnoff.

FIFA boss tells gay fans: 'Don't have sex at Qatar World Cup'...
What?? And miss the beatings by the religious police??

Man Evicted From Giant Egg Home
Maybe the old woman in the shoe down the street has a room she can rent.

TSA Scanners Easily Duped, Study Finds
TSA Employees Easily Duped, Air Travelers Find