Today's Quick Hit Headlines

Some quick hits on today's headlines:

All 91 lanes open after mudslide
That's one mighty big freeway.

Union Fights Rumors Of Worker Slow-Down During Blizzard Clean-Up...
With NYC unions it's really hard to tell when they slow down.

Some Travelers Won't Get Out Until Next YEAR...
Enjoying your New York vacation?

White House Plans to Push 'Global Warming' Policy, GOP Vows Fight...
Maybe they can get some of those people stuck in NYC to help.

Plane Passenger Punched Teen Who Refused to Switch Off iPhone...
The kid now has a black i.

Man's penis amputated after misdiagnosis...
He was Jewish.  Now he's non-denominational.

PGA Producer dings Obama's excessive golfing...
The problem isn't how much he golfs, but how much he golfs without getting any better.