Today's Quick Hit Headlines

Some quick hits on today's headlines:

First U.S. map purchased for record price 
But guys still won't pull over to look at it.

11% of All US Homes Are Now Empty...
That's not going to do good things for housing prices.

Scientists Discover: Chimpanzees mourn their dead just like humans!
Not counting the million women who abort their babies every year.

Schumer: 'We have 3 branches of gov't -- A House, a Senate, a President'...
One for each of Schumer's brain cells.

Israel shocked by Obama's 'betrayal' of Mubarak...
Israel's got some experience with Obama betraying things.

Man Accused of Trying to Blow Up Mich. Mosque
He must have thought it was "Bring Your Own Suicide Vest Day".

Clinton Convenes Mass U.S. Ambassadors Meeting
Kind of an odd group to announce her 2012 presidential campaign to, but you have to get an early start on those foreign donations.

Tampa Pirate Invasion Leads to 350 Arrests
I thought they were called the "Buccaneers"

Old Man Winter Prepares To Lash Midwest, Plains
I think "Old Man Winter" is one of Al Gore's nicknames.

World's oldest woman dies at 115 in Texas...
The Vice World's oldest woman was immediately sworn in to take her place.