Earth Hour 2011, Otherwise Known As National Burglar Night Out

I can't believe I almost missed Earth Hour, or National Burglar Night Out, which takes place tonight at 8:30 pm local time.  This is the night all good liberals turn out all their lights for an hour thus giving the poor, downtrodden victims of GOP policies a chance to "redistribute the wealth".   The absence of lights is also a good indicator of which homes are not likely to have armed homeowners. Win-win for the bad guys!

I'll be celebrating in liberal Northern California where I expect it to be dark as the bottom of a well in most neighborhoods. I might even do a little "wealth redistribution" myself.

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