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Friday, March 04, 2011

Stare at Two For Ten Minutes and Call Me in the Morning

A medical breakthrough, presented in the interests of better health for men:
Guys, listen up. A study says it is actually healthy to stare at a woman's breasts.

Five-hundred men participated in the German study. Half were told to refrain from looking at breasts for five years, the other half were told to ogle them daily.

The study found the men who stared at breasts more often showed lower rates of heart problems, a lower resting heart rate and lower blood pressure.

The authors of the study recommend that men stare at breasts for 10 minutes a day.
I think Fox 25 in Boston might be playing a trick on us, and this information has popped up as a hoax a time or two before, but just in case I'm going to follow their advice.

1 comment:

Sam L. said...

Yeah, like there's any way for a guy not in a prison who isn't blind to avoid looking for 5 years.