Today's Quick Hit Headlines

Some quick hits on today's headlines:

ONE-THIRD OF ALL WAGES ARE HANDOUTS
Which means the other 2/3rds are paying for that 1/3rd and everything else.

Millions of dead fish wash up in Redondo Beach...
Sushi for everyone!

Ex-OPEC Official: Obama Should Tap The Strategic Oil Reserve NOW...
Yeah, so we'll have to replace cheaper oil with more expensive oil.

Scientists warn of 'dangerous over-reliance' on GPS...
Do they still make maps?

Dad: I'll kill my son's murderer if he's released...
Fair's fair.

Hoyer: No Balanced Budget for 15-20 Years 'We've Dug Such a Deep Hole'...
Hoyer's been in Congress since 1981.  Will he resign in shame?

Harry Reid: Save federal funding for the cowboy poets!
Mammas don't let your babies grow up be cowboy poets.

'Awesome, it's the end of the world': Doomsday campers travel America preaching the Apocalypse on May 21...
See you on May 22nd.

SHOCK: Paramedic sued for stealing severed foot from crash scene...
People collect the darnedest things.

AOL closes HUFFINGTONPOST deal; Stock hits all-time low...
You have FAIL!

PAPER: Public broadcasting using taxpayer money -- to lobby for more taxpayer money...
Cut 'em off.

Masseuses Sue Over Injuries From Obese Clients 
Injuries to their bodies or just to their eyes?