Today's Quick Hit Headlines

Some quick hits on today's headlines:

REPORT: Obama sends in CIA teams to find out who rebels are...
Didn't we used to send the CIA in first to make sure they were on our side?

UPDATE: College officials 'appalled' as fratboy, girl caught having sex on roof of USC building...
Yeah, that kind of stuff is only supposed to happen in front of Tommy Trojan.

FEDS: Only 129 Miles of 1,954-Mile Mexican Border Secure...
And we're worried about what's going on in Libya??

5,000 'non-citizens' voted in Colo election in 2010...
This is not hard to fix, but the Dems don't want to lose those voters.

Obama Accepts 'Transparency' Award -- in Secret!
Sometimes the jokes write themselves.

3 Middle Eastern Men Try To Enter Camp Pendleton...
Middle Eastern men walking into Camp Pendleton is a sure way to meet your virgins.

WALMART chief warns of 'serious' inflation in coming months...
They'll be changing their logo to a bouncing frowny face.

Spanish tennis player whacks ball toward crying baby...
Baseball players try to hit a ball going 95 miles per hour while 50,000 people scream at them, but a tennis player has to have absolute quiet to hit the ball he's holding in this hand.

SOMETIMES IT SNOWS IN APRIL: Powerful Nor'easter charging in...
It's 86 here today.  April fools!

Trump: Obama Possibly A Muslim...
Say what you want about Trump, he's certainly the most entertaining of the possible GOP candidates.

U.S. Wants to Grill Libyan Defector About Qaddafi's Role in Lockerbie
If we find the Lockerbie bomber in Libya I want him grilled too...slowly and over a very hot fire.

Man Says He Found Mouse in Energy Drink Can
I bet that got his heart rate up.