- Write a contemporary praise chorus for Mother Gaia. Not that hard, just pick any song you hear in church today and substitute "Gaia" for "God". It'll make just as much sense.
- Be sure to include an endangered specie in each meal (we're having Polar Bear tonight!)
- Take all the trash out of the non-recycle bin and put it in the recycle bin. I won't be saving the earth since they can't recycle that stuff, but when I roll the recycle bin to the curb my neighbors will think I am.
- Burn only incandescent bulbs in the house today instead of the cancer florescent curly fry bulbs.
- Wear a ribbon on my shirt so other people will think I care.
- Stand by the freeway and let a tear run down my cheek if I see someone throw trash out the window. Pick a fake Indian name.
- Get out my bike...and sell it.
- Don't ride in anything that doesn't burn fossil fuels.
It's a start.
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