Beam Him Up, Scotty. We Have an American Idol Winner

Drudge says the American Idol race is over.  He's calling it:

UN-COOL, UN-HIP, COUNTRY-FRIED SINGER WINS 'AMERICAN IDOL'...

SOURCE: SCOTTY TOOK NEARLY DOUBLE AMOUNT OF VOTES OVER RUNNER UP... DEVELOPING...

I guess no one will need to watch the finale tonight. I'm proud to say I've never watched a single episode of American Idol since it started, a record I plan to maintain.

UPDATE:  Told ya.