The Glamorous Life on the Road

Making a rare quartet road trip this weekend. Let's just say I miss the old days when we had a customized 40' tour bus.

Tonight I'm staying in a low budget motel that looked a lot better on the web than it does in person. Let's look at some of the amenities:

• Air conditioning (doesn't work)
• Wireless internet (doesn't work)
• TV remote (doesn't work)

I would hate to black light this room. At this point I'm just hoping there won't be any homicides tonight.

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