Today's Quick Hit Headlines

Some quick hits on today's headlines:

BOEHNER GIVES OBAMA ULTIMATUM ON LIBYA
I fully expect Obama to ignore Boehner, but then what happens?

TSA blocks private airport screeners...
You have to be a federal employee to grope passengers.

Postal Union Wants Letter Carriers Employed to Help Fight Terrorism...
"Stop, Terrorist, or I'll shoot you with my dog spray!"

Obama Campaign Sends Around Misleading DNC Video on GOP Debate...
That's the only kind of video they know how to make, and when ABC calls them out on it, it's REALLY misleading.  Read the article and you'll see why the GOP should quit allowing the mainstream media to set the debate agenda.

Solar activity extremely quiet; Lack of sunspots could lead to second 'Maunder Minimum' last seen in 1645...
Don't worry, our SUVs will warm things back up.

Man collapses, dies, while raping woman...
Hand of God.

High Hopes at Miracle-Gro in Marijuana Field...
They're also getting into the brownie business.

Protesters burn American flag during Obama visit to Puerto Rico -- a U.S. territory...
Cut 'em loose.

Since stimulus passed, 1.9 M fewer Americans working...
How's that "Recovery Summer" thing going?

REPORT: Gold headed for $5K an ounce...
People with extensive dental work will be more valuable dead than alive.

'He's (Weiner) waiting for his wife to come home'...
May be a long wait.

Woman's front lawn goes missing...
The cops will root out the thieves.

Man charged with shooting 12-year-old boy who rang doorbell, ran away...
He won't do that again.