Polling God

I guess the liberal polling group Public Policy Polling must be getting tired of seeing bad numbers for Obama, so they decided to check the numbers of The Other One:

God thanked -- The Second Coming might not be doing so well in the polls lately (sorry, Barry!), but the Big Guy is still going strong. TheDC's Alex Pappas reports: "Most Americans say they are pleased with the job God is doing these days. The Democratic polling outfit Public Policy Polling released the results of a poll Tuesday asking such questions as 'If God exists, do you approve or disapprove of its performance?' and 'If God exists, do you approve or disapprove of its handling of natural disasters?' For the record, 52 percent of Americans approve of God's performance, while 9 percent disapprove. Forty percent aren't sure." Coincidentally enough, that 40% had just emerged from screenings of "Transformers: Dark of the Moon." And yes, this poll intentionally referred to God as "it" to stay gender-neutral. That's okay, He has better things to worry about. 

Liberals could not reach God for comment. Conservatives talk to him a lot more often but don't generally discuss poll numbers.