How to Improve Your Golf Game

There was a rumor floating around last weekend that John Boehner was handing out golf balls with Nancy Pelosi's picture on them as part of a fundraiser.  It wasn't true, but one GOP rep thinks it could be a good idea to help your game:

Rep. Louis Gohmert (R-TX) told a conservative talk show host that having Nancy Pelosi's face on golf balls would put "oomph" into your game, and joked with the host that he would help him find a sleeve of Pelosi-stamped balls," according to Greg Sargent. 

Of course, liberals are horrified...HORRIFIED!!... that someone would talk gleefully about smacking Pelosi in the kisser with a golf club, but it works for me.