Today's Quick Hit Headlines

Some quick hits on today's headlines:

DAILY SHOW: Where are the Tax INCREASES?
Note to Hollywood doofuses, you're welcome to pay more than the tax you owe anytime you want.

Homeless man jumps fence at White House...
Obama voter.

DER SPIEGEL: 'Civil War Atmosphere' in Washington...
Instead of Blue vs. Gray it's Blue vs. Red.

MSNBC Hosts Unanimously Predict Obama's Re-Election...
I'm sure both viewers got a thrill out of that.

Disgraced Congressman Still Hasn't Resigned...
That could be any number of people.

Air Conditioned Clothes Hit Japanese Market...
They don't need them in Japan, they need them in Oklahoma.

DUNKIN DONUTS Worker Arrested For Selling Sex In Parking Lot...
Aren't those parking lots always full of cops?  Pretty dumb.

SCARE: 100-Pound Piece Of Steel Falls Off Top Of St. Louis Stadium...
Shovel ready!

3 Arrested For Naked Performance Art At Stock Exchange...
They were actually brokers who just sold their last suits for a meal.

SHAME: DEBT HIKE SIGNED IN SECRET...
Thieves don't like to work in the open.