Today's Quick Hit Headlines

Some quick hits on today's headlines:

Man robs San Clemente bank, walks out with cash
Well, then I guess it was a success.  If he'd walked out with pens, that would be a different story.

Balboa carousel up for sale on eBay
It comes with 25 sticky elementary school age kids.

6 YEAR OLDS CAUGHT WORKING ON FARMS
E-I-E-I-Oh my

6-Year-Old Michigan Boy Shoots Hole-in-On
He should have been picking strawberries.

Dem Rep Pitches Nixing Debt Ceiling
I bet he has a change of heart once Rick Perry becomes president.

Feds Called In To Curb 'Wild West' Violence In E. St. Louis...
Wouldn't that be "Wild East" Violence?

Global Warming Link to Drowned Polar Bears Melts Under Searing Fed Probe...
We've got lots of polar bears.  Take them off the Endangered Species List.

Questions Arise Over Whether 'Flash Mob' Attacks in USA Motivated by Race...
I'm sure the fact they seem to be made up almost exclusively of black youths has nothing to do with it.

Deaf Nudist Files Federal Complaint After Being Denied Interpreter...
Classic entitlement society story.

Dems: 'We should have picked Hillary'...
I've been saying that for years.

Mars Rover Finally Offers New View of Red Planet
But Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee (D-TX) is still disappointed they haven't found the spot where our astronauts landed.

Pelosi Names Dem Reps to Debt Super Committee
And one of them immediately sent out a fundraising letter to lobbyists touting his new position (no joke, it really happened).