You Can't Win in Las Vegas This Way Either

Yeah, this always works:

A Simi Valley teenager is accused of trying to extort money from several Las Vegas casinos by threatening to blow them up if they did pay him 'protection' money.

18-year old Zachary Jackson was arrested Wednesday on suspicion of making false bomb threats and attempted extortion.

Las Vegas police say Jackson and a juvenile accomplice, would call casinos, disguise their voices and demand large amounts of cash.

They would then threaten to blow up the casinos if their demands weren't met, according to Ventura County sheriff's officials.

In the old days they wouldn't bother with the cops. They'd just find this kid and his friends somewhere in the desert with an extra hole in his head.