Today's Quick Hit Headlines

Here are some quick hits on today's headlines:

NPR reporter compares Obama to Jesus with call to 'pass this bill'...
If you love me, feed my sheeple.

Tavis Smiley to Obama: Blacks 'ought to be looked out for'...
Does Tavis really believe blacks are basically just big children?

ABBAS: Palestinians want full UN membership...
Palestinians ARE just big children.  No.

ADULT SUPERVISION FOR FRIES!
If Michelle Obama has her way you'll need ID to buy French Fries.

Blackface Obama billboard sparks outrage in Germany...
Meanwhile, the real Obama sparks outrage in America

DEM SEN. SAYS OBAMA PLAN WON'T WORK...
Better make room under the Obama bus.

BLOOMBERG WARNS OF RIOTS
For a guy who owns a multibillion dollar financial company, he sure doesn't seem to know a lot.

Pack Of Violent Black, Hispanic Teens Attack 4 White Men Outside Denver Mall...
But I'm sure race had nothing to do with it.

NFL wants pat downs from 'ankles up' at all stadiums...
And that's just for the players.

Nobel Prize-Winning Physicist Resigns Over 'Global Warming'...
The word "incontrovertible" shouldn't be used when talking about theories.

Republican voters unfazed by Perry's Ponzi scheme remark...
Because they know it's true.

School minivan with capacity of 8 carries 66 in China...
I think I saw that done in college once.

Gore's 24 Climate 'Reality' Show called 'death by Powerpoint'...
Good thing nobody saw it.

COPS: Obama bumper sticker led to killer's arrest...
I think you can safely assume that people with Obama bumper stickers are engaged in crime at one level or another.

Barry Manilow on Ron Paul: 'I agree with just about everything he says'...
Musician + Drugs = Ron Paul supporter

Government Races to Close Billions in Renewable Energy Loan Guarantees...
More Solyndras just waiting to go broke.

TOUGH: FORD ad slams Obama auto bailouts...
If you haven't seen this yet, you should watch it.  Good stuff.