Mad Michelle

It's been obvious for some time that Michelle Obama is not a happy person.  She hitched her wagon to the "light bringer" only to find that he's more of a dim bulb.  The wild adulation of 2008 has turned into a president who has to beg for support from people who are supposed to be his base.

This has not made Michelle a happy camper:

Michelle’s back, and she’s madder than ever. She was already pretty angry, seemingly unhappy with just about everything. As her husband wrapped up the Democratic nomination in 2008, she let fly her real feelings: “For the first time in my adult lifetime, I’m really proud of my country.” A few months into her job as first lady, her French counterpart asked how she liked the gig: “Don’t ask!” she reportedly spat. “It’s hell. I can’t stand it!”

She even seems to be mad at her silver-tongued husband. When the two were to set off on a luxurious 10-day vacation to Martha’s Vineyard, she left early - four hours early - and flew up alone. And those private vacations. She’s traveled to some of the world’s most plush resorts, taking 42 days off in the past year - that’d be eight weeks of vacay time if she held down a normal job.

Now, she is ready to spew her bilious disgust with America on the campaign trail. A dignified, transcendent first lady? No chance. Michelle is going to break with a hundred years of tradition and play the role of attack dog, heaping derision on her husband’s political opponents like no other first lady before her.

We need to help this poor woman by removing the responsibility that so heavily rests on her unnaturally broad shoulders. Let's elect someone else so she can have the permanent vacation she so richly deserves.