HolyCoast: #OccupyWallStreet Song of the Day

Monday, November 14, 2011

#OccupyWallStreet Song of the Day

Provided by Iowahawk and sung to the tune of Allan Sherman's "Hello Mother, Hello Father"
With Apologies to Allan Sherman


Hello Faddah
Hello Mama
I'm Occupying
Camp Obama
I'm protesting
Wall Street grabbings
And trying to avoid the hobo stabbings
On my iPhone
With my last tweet
down-twinkled
Jews on Wall Street
Please don't worry
About psychosis
'Cause my Guy Fawkes mask repels tuberculosis
We are saving
This whole nation
With some squad car
Defecation
We went marching
in Zucotti
And got applauded by the Nazi Party
There's a raping
Every day now
Some are straight and
Some are gay now
Latest outbreak
Dysentery
In the food tent over by the Ben & Jerry's 
There's more hilarity at the link.

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