Today's Quick Hit Headlines

Some quick hits on today's headlines:

Police: Bieber sex may be investigated... 
It should be investigated.  All this time I thought he was a eunuch.

83-Year-Old Man Charged as Male Prostitute...
If you still got it, flaunt it.

STUDY: Too much time sitting increases risk of developing cancer...
And hemorrhoids.

Terror scare at post office after lightbulb pops...
If it was a compact florescent they had a right to be terrified.

'Occupy Atlanta' denies rumors of partnership with Nation of Islam...
They're aligned with Nazis, communists, anarchists and Michael Moore.  The Nation of Islam is the least of their dangerous alliances.

POLL: Generic Republican Beats Obama in Swing States...
Yeah, but give him the name of one of our candidates and things change.

AP: 'Biggest jump ever in global warming gases'...
Somebody tell Al Gore to shut up.

2012 DNC Convention Discriminates Against Local Businesses, Demands Unionization...
Local companies should refuse service to the arena or anyone wearing a DNC badge.

FOX's GLEE to show gay teen sex for first time...
Surprised it took them this long.  The show's been all gay-all the time since it debuted.

Prostate cancer found in 2,000-year-old Egyptian mummy...
I don't think he's gonna make it.

ABCWAPOST POLL: Cain bump despite allegations...
POLITICO publishes 90 Cain stories in 5 days...
Meanwhile nobody on MSNBC has ever reported on Solyndra.