New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady may not need the help, but some witches are planning to cast a spell to put an end to Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow’s miraculous season.Apparently God did not send down fire to destroy the witch gathering as he did with the Prophets of Baal in the Old Testament (He doesn't tend to do that stuff anymore), but I'm not sure I'd want to be on the underworld side of a God vs. witchcraft confrontation.
Witches Lorelei and Lori Bruno were scheduled to hold a seance at noon today – Friday the 13th – at Haven Crow Corner in Salem, Mass. to fix a win for the Pats.
“I’m going to raise the energy of the universe and send out all the good mojo,” Lorelei told the Boston Herald. “Lori will call in the Angels.”
The good witches won’t hex Tebow, as it’s “not their way,” but plan on setting up an altar with a hand-sewn Brady puppet and mojo bags filled with herbs and stones for every Patriots team member.
As I've said before, I don't think God cares who wins the football game. He'll leave that to the mere mortals. Either way, He'll get a lot of attention from the game that's about to kick off in New England.