Today's Quick Hit Headlines

Some quick hits on today's headlines:

Man gets 3 years in Medicare penis pump fraud...
But of course, we can't touch Medicare.

Bishops Reject Deal on Birth-Control Coverage...
They're not as stupid as Obama was hoping.

Samuel L. Jackson: 'I Voted for Obama because he's black'...
But that's not racist like voting against Obama because he's black.

Sex change man 'gives birth' to son...
Sorry, men can't give birth even if they've messed with their plumbing.

IRAN TO UNVEIL 'BIG NEW' NUCLEAR ACHIEVEMENTS...
Israel to unveil big new bomb.

'Occupy' Movement Regroups, Preparing for Its Next Phase...
Asking for more allowance.