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Thursday, March 29, 2012

Sports Headline of the Day

The comedy continues:
Santorum calls for ‘bowl-off’ with Romney
At least he didn't challenge him to a "Dance-Off" or "Sing-Off".

The guy he should be challenging is Obama. Remember this from 2008:
Barack Obama has run a largely gaffe-free campaign. Until he picked up a bowling ball. While attempting to woo blue collar voters in Pennsylvania, the Democratic frontrunner bowled a 37, while rolling several balls into the gutter.

His disastrous performance has earned him widespread ridicule. As MSNBC's Joe Scarborough put it, "He bowls like my four-and-a-half-year-old daughter."

The late-night comedians have been no less forgiving:

"His score was 37. Out of a possible 300, he bowled 37. Of course, being a Democrat, he automatically demanded a recount, so they had to go back." --Jay Leno

"I bowled a 37 when I was a baby. And I was drunk, by the way." --Jimmy Kimmel

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