HolyCoast: Today's Quick Hit Headlines

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Today's Quick Hit Headlines

Haven't done one of these for awhile - it's about time:
Hundreds of reindeer slaughtered by high-speed trains...
Reindeer got run over by a choo-choo, a new Christmas classic

STUDY: Heart Disease Drug Helps Reduce Racism...
But only if it kills racists.

Louisiana Teachers Cancel Class to Protest Education Reform Bill...
Don't ever think that teacher's unions care about students - they really don't.

Principal: Teacher Has Student Urinate In Bucket After Refusing Restroom Request...
Is it just me or does there seem to be an abundance of stupid teacher stories these days?

NJ Health Dept. May Shut Down Gov't Buildings Over Toilet Paper Shortage...
Just use dollar bills.  That's what the U.S. government does.

Axelrod bails on Bill Maher...
Suddenly appearing with Maher has become toxic.  You can thank the lefties that went after Rush for that.  Maher just called yesterday's primaries in MS and AL "Toothless Tuesday", and he was supposed to do a Dem fundraiser in Mississippi this weekend.

New theory: CO2 makes you fat...
Good thing we exhale it.

Dining on NY strips and truffles, Biden tells $10K-a-plate donors GOP doesn't get 'average folks'...
Some jokes write themselves.

WH Transparency Scaled Back When It Comes to Dinner Wine List...
They misspelled "whine".

CALLING, HOLDER: O'Keefe Strikes Again; Dead People handed Ballots in Vermont...
But no, we can't ask for ID.

HIGHWAY ROBBERY: Dem transportation bill worth billions for companies owned by Soros, others...
Just another Obama stimulus program.

Energy Sec. Chu: 'I've Done Everything In Our Powers To Reduce Gas Prices'...
I'll comment as soon as I stop laughing.

Strip Club Saves Los Angeles Little League With $1,200 Donation...
And for the first time none of the dads missed the practices and games.

1 comment:

Larry said...

“Somehow we have to figure out how to boost the price of gasoline to the levels in Europe.”
-Stephen Chu, September 2008

“When I became secretary of energy, I represented the U.S. government, and I think now in this economic very slow return, these prices could well affect the comeback of our economy and we’re very worried about that.”
-Stephen Chu, March 2012

Remember that in September of 2008 the economic outlook was dire, so dire we had to spend trillions of dollars in stimulus, or it was armageddon. Now Chu is testifying that his opinion changed from then to now because THE ECONOMY IS WORSE TODAY THAN IT WAS IN SEPTEMBER 2008!

Is that supposed to help Obama's re-election?