HolyCoast: Today's Quick Hit Headlines

Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Today's Quick Hit Headlines

Some quick hits on today's headlines:
Secret Service prostitution scandal ricochets through Washington...
What happens in Cartagena doesn't necessarily stay in Cartagena.

Secret Service looking into Ted Nugent's rant...
Rock stars always know where to get the best hookers.

'This President Has Brought Us Out of Dark and Into Light'...
RACIST!

First Lady cites father's MS to criticize Romney...
I thought it would have been Bush's fault.

Wind industry lost 10k jobs since 2009...
Green unemployment is the best unemployment.

Sales of FORD's electric Focus in Feb and March: Zero...
See item above.

RECORD NUMBER OF AMERICANS RENOUNCE CITIZENSHIP...
Not sure I can blame them.

GOP eyes big cut to food stamps in deficit-reduction drive...
Either means test it or make them earn it.

GALLUP SHOCK POLL: ROMNEY 48% OBAMA 43%...
National polls at this point in time are pretty useless, but given the hysterical reaction from Obama surrogates it's clear they think these numbers are pretty accurate.

Farrakhan Warns Whites: 'Unless You Change, Your End Has Come'...
I'll take my chances.

Man tries out for Denver Broncos cheerleading squad...
Rocky Mountain high.

Sleepy pilot thought Venus was a plane...
Should have been an astronaut.

Fired official: Didn't know taxpayers would be billed for lavish party in luxury suite...
Yeah, keep trying to sell that nonsense.

Congressman: China helping NKorea with missile that could hit USA...
But right now all they can hit is the ocean off of North Korea.

EX-ASTRONAUT'S ADVICE TO CHILD: 'STUDY RUSSIAN'...
Or Chinese.

Blackhawk choppers with 'heavily armed men' swoop over Chicago...
They were probably outgunned by the gangs below.

2 comments:

Nightingale said...

'This President Has Brought Us Out of Dark and Into Light'...and that light is an oncoming train.


RECORD NUMBER OF AMERICANS RENOUNCE CITIZENSHIP...may join them if Obama gets another term.


Farrakhan Warns Whites: 'Unless You Change, Your End Has Come'... wish he would renounce his citizenship.

Larry said...

"Farrakhan Warns Whites: 'Unless You Change, Your End Has Come'."

Most white people voted in 2008 to put a black democrat in office over a white republican. Have black people EVER voted to put a white republican in office over a black democrat? Most white people would vote for Allen West in a heartbeat -would Farrakhan?