Today's Quick Hit Headlines

Some quick hits on today's headlines:

TEAM OBAMA: NYT POLL 'BIASED'
Yeah, we know now the NY Times is in the tank for Romney.

Brown Warns Californians: Taxes or Cuts...
Cuts please.

EU hits Somali pirates with airstrikes...
About time.

Chris Matthews gets pummeled on 'Jeopardy!'
He's not that bright.

Dems 'Fuming' After Limbaugh Named To 'Hall Of Famous Missourians'...
Dems fume about everything.  Congrats, Rush!

FBI may charge Zimmerman with hate crime...
They'll never get a conviction.

MICHELLE O TEAMS WITH OLYMPICS...
She wants to make sure they're not eating anything fun.

Third party group gives up seeking a candidate...
I think they began to realize that a third party candidate would just take votes from Obama and that wasn't in their plans.

NO CLOONEY: OBAMA RAISES ONLY $1M WITH RICKY MARTIN...
Obama would make a better couple with Martin.

Federal employee salaries exposed; 1 Ag Dept worker made $241,895 in 2011...
And he probably did it while making sure farmers weren't making anything.

Obama First 'Gay-Female-Hispanic-Asian-Jewish President'...
They left out "Marxist" and "Completely Incompetent".

OBAMA: ROMNEY A 'VAMPIRE'...
That would work to Romney's advantage - those Twilight movies are all the rage.