Today's Quick Headlines

Some quick hits on today's headlines:

Dad Owes $530G for 14 Kids With Different Women
For a moment there I thought that was a story about Obama's dad.

Retired Priest Drives Into Churchgoers, Killing 1
He's certainly retired now, if he wasn't before.

PAPER: OBAMA BROTHER IN SEX ATTACK CLAIMS...
That makes Billy Carter's drunkeness and Roger Clinton's drug abuse look pretty tame.

Russia test-fires intercontinental missile...
Breaking news from 1959.

Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg defends use of foreign law by American judges...
Why not? They don't seem to like following American law.

Ad resembling story appears on front of LA TIMES...
It probably has more truth in it than most stories that appear on the front of the LA Times.

Washington's mayor proposes 'streetlight user fee'...
Muggers and thieves may continue to work in the shadows for free.

Obamas Remain Mum on Choice of D.C. Church
They're still waiting for the focus group results.

Alarming Trend: Kids Literally Smoking CANDY!
We had candy cigarettes when I was a kid but we didn't actually light them.

Saudi Rapist Beheaded in 22nd Execution This Year
That guy's had a tough year.