Today's Quick Hit Headlines

Some quick hits on today's headlines:

Hail, Tornadoes, Lightning, 'Staggering' Amounts of Rain...
And that was just this morning.  Thankfully, the worst seems to be over.

Freak diversion of jet stream paralyzing globe with freezing conditions...
I'm sure this sort of thing never happened until SUVs came along.

Airport shut down -- by stuffed chicken...
Passengers frisked by stuffed shirts.

REPORT: Michelle's separate departure to Hawaii cost extra $63,000...
I'd pay more than that if we could just get them both to depart.

MINORITY REPORT: Spielberg advising on rebranding Dems...
Obama, phone home.

Boy Dies After Playing Pass Out Game...
I guess he wins.

TODAY: Obama pledges 'singular focus' on economy...
ONE YEAR AGO: 'Obama to focus hard on economy'...
TWO YEARS AGO: Obama to put 'renewed focus' on economy...
Fool me once....

Water Works employees indicted for stealing -- water...
Come to So Cal - we'll give you all the water you want.

Obama orders breastfeeding policy for federal workplace...
Is it going to be a requirement?  I think they're taking this nanny state thing way too seriously.