The Media Found Me

In my previous post I gave the media a heads up that I would be shopping today. They apparently like to know that stuff, based on what happened in Virginia the other day. And sure enough, this crossed the wires a few minutes ago:

(AP) Conservative blogger and underwear model Rick Moore of HolyCoast.com is seen acting like a normal shopper as he leaves the Mission Viejo Target store.  He reportedly bought a Brownie pan.

Yep, just like Michelle.

I just can't go anywhere these days.

*No, that's not a real AP wire photo.