Today's Quick Hit Headlines

Time for another batch of quick hit headlines:

Airport Screeners Spot Eight-Foot Python inside Cardboard Box...
"Is that a python in your box or are you just happy to see me?"

HILLARY MEETS THE KING...
Told you Elvis wasn't dead.

BIDEN CALLS FOR 'GLOBAL TAX'
Or "Global Attacks"...or maybe "Global Tacks".  You never know with Biden.

REPORT: Dem sen tries legislating himself a parking space...
Let's get him one back in his home district and don't let him come back to D.C.

SHOWDOWN: Justices meeting to vote on health care case...
I say it's 5-4 or 6-3 to throw out the whole thing.

PARENTS OF MURDERED WHITE STUDENTS SLAM OBAMA FOR SILENCE...
As well they should.

AFL-CIO EXEC: 'Conservative, right-wing policies' to blame for Trayvon's death...
Even though Trayvon was shot by a registered Democrat.

Dems use Trayvon 'Hoodie Rallies' to register voters...
No big deal.  Those people still won't show up on election day.

Canada ups retirement age in bid to balance budget...
Coming to a nation near you.

NOW TWITTER TOILET PAPER...
I'd use some lefty Twitter feeds but I'd end up dirtier than when I started.

Plane Makes Emergency Landing After 2 Children Refuse To Buckle Seatbelts...
Want to get them in their seatbelts?  Push the nose down sharply and after they bounce off the ceiling they'll put their seatbelts on.

10-Year-Old Boy Charged With Felony For Stealing Tricycle...
I wonder if he looks like Obama's son?

Texas man yells 'Go Cowboys!' before execution...
Say "Hi" to Tom Landry for me.

10-car motorcade at Mount Rushmore; tourist access restricted during visit...
The First Lady was just sizing up a spot for Barack's head.

Unchurched could carry Obama to victory...
Even the unchurched need a god.