Depressed Lefties Seeking Canadian Immigration

Apparently the website devoted to information about Canadian immigration had a huge surge in business following the election (Americans flock to Canada's immigration Web site). This is a very good thing. The more lefties we ship off to Canada, the greater our electoral margin in the future. Let the Canadians put up with their whining and moaning. If they hate America so much - LEAVE!

The surge in activity has prompted some humorous responses from the Canadians:

The idea of increased immigration by unhappy Americans is triggering some amusement in Canada. Commentator Thane Burnett of the Ottawa Sun newspaper wrote a tongue-in-cheek guide to would-be new citizens on Friday.

"As Canadians, you'll have to learn to embrace and use all the products and culture of Americans, while bad-mouthing their way of life," he said.