Chuck and Camilla

There are few things I care less about than the British royals (though I'm supposedly a distant kin to them thanks to King Edward the Confessor), but since they're making news today, I thought I'd better mention it. Prince Charles is apparently planning to wed his longtime true love Camilla Parker-Bowles. Let's be thankful that there won't be any children from this union.
Said one wag on The Corner:

"I give Chuck credit for originality. Most guys his age ditch the old battleaxe and pick up a trophy wife. He ditched the trophy wife and picked up the old battleaxe."