Democrats Are Allergic to Testosterone

Let's take a look at the guys the Democrats hate the most at this moment. What do they have in common:

• President George W. Bush
• Secretary Donald Rumsfeld
• Vice President Dick Cheney
• Congressman Tom DeLay
• UN Nominee John Bolton

I know there are many others, but let's just take a look at these guys. What is it about them that has the Dems in such a tizzy? They're all real men. There's nothing touchy-feely about these guys. They know what they believe in and they act on their beliefs. They're tough when they have to be, and sometimes that rubs folks the wrong way. They'll do what they think is right no matter how you feel about it. Democrats are all about feelings, and if someone like these guys comes along they absolutely break out in hives. I think I've figured it out...they're allergic to testosterone.

That allergy is apparently keeping them from voting on John Bolton to be the UN Ambassador. The vote has once again been postponed, and why? Because he yelled at an incompetent subordinate. Some mealy-mouthed bureaucrat testified last week that Bolton put his hands on his hips (an apparently aggresive gesture to the timid Dems) and loudly reprimanded an employee who had lied to him. Imagine the nerve of Bolton to discipline his employees!

Some lefties have also commented on his mustache. Well we all know that facial hair is a sure sign of an unbalanced mind.

If Bolton ends up being rejected by the Senate because he's got a bit of a temper, I have an idea. The President should refuse to nominate anyone else. His message to the Dems - if you don't like my guy for the job, then we won't send anybody up to that nuthouse in New York and we'll let the UN know just how we feel about them, and the Senate weenies who rejected his nominee will be stuck with a situation they'll really hate - no UN Ambassador.

Now that would be fun.