Bush Orders Another Hurricane to Silence Sheehan

I thought I'd go ahead and write the wacky left's blog headlines for them. First Katrina came along and drove Cindy Sheenan off the top of the news headlines, and now that the big Washington antiwar protest is planned this weekend, Hurricane Rita is going to strike within hours of the protest, which means the media will not be able to devote its full attention to the nuts in the Capitol city.

Yesterday Sheehan arrived in D.C. with a massive crowd of 30 friends and supporters and marched down Pennsylvania Avenue to the White House. There were more people than that on the D.C. tram tour I took back in July. I should have called a press conference.

Oh, and in case Rita veers further east and hits Louisiana, here's the wacky left headline:

Bush Steers Rita Away From Texas To Protect Oil Buddies and Halliburton

Just watch - one of these two headlines will show up on some lefty blog somewhere.