MoveOn.org Says Ready For Rita
Galveston, Texas - As Texas Gulf Coast braced for the worst, activist group MoveOn.org today began moving massive convoys of celebrities, civil rights rights spokesmen, reporters, conspiracy theorists and litigators into the region for the expected weekend landfall of Hurricane Rita.
MoveOn spokesman Peter Maloney said that the organization made painful mistakes during the Hurricane Katrina disaster which they would strive to avoid with Rita.
“Frankly, we were caught flat-footed by the Katrina,” said Maloney. “We lost almost six hours before were able to coordinate our blame workers with our complaint teams, let alone set up basic communication links with the European media.”
“This time, though, we are locked and loaded,” he added, pointing to a detailed pre-Hurricane response plan that includes over 10 satellite uplink trucks, redundant teleprompters, and over 200 pounds of nails to flatten the tires of evacuating residents.
Iowahawk may be on to something here...
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