Rats, Louis Farrakhan Figured It Out

You can't slip anything by ole Louis Farrakhan. He's figured out what really happened down there in New Orleans:

Nation of Islam leader Louis Farrakhan is telling his followers that the levees in New Orleans may have been deliberately "blown up" to kill the city's black population.

The influential preacher was in Charlotte, North Carolina on Monday, where he detailed his Hurricane Katrina conspiracy theory.

"I heard from a very reliable source who saw a 25 foot deep crater under the levee breach," Farrakhan explained. "It may have been blown up to destroy the black part of town and keep the white part dry."

Farrakhan didn't say who he thought was behind the plot to blow up New Orleans' levees.

The Muslim minister also blasted both FEMA and the Red Cross, saying their response to Katrina victims after the levees were blown up was inadequate.

If that was the plan, somebody sure did a crappy job. It looks like almost the entire population, black, white or otherwise, escaped the flooding. That must be a real disappointment to Louie since it sort of torpedoes his conspiracy theory.

As far as his criticisms of the Red Cross goes, he needs to take that up with the governor.