Excuse Me, Your Butt is Ringing

I don't think anyone's going to want to borrow cellphones from these guys:

Cell phones, complete with a charger and data chips, were found in the body cavities of four inmates at a maximum-security prison, and they had used the phones to direct criminal activities on the street, officials said Wednesday.

The discovery was made Tuesday at the prison in Zacatecoluca, in central El Salvador, after suspicious officials took X-rays of the inmates, federal corrections chief Jaime Villanova said.

I'll bet they could really come up with some creative ringtones.