Off With Their Heads!

There's some scientific experiementation going on in the world of ants that could have some practical purposes in the human world:

Hoping to trigger an ant civil war, U.C. Irvine scientists are experimenting with a colorless potion that makes bosom-buddy arthropods try to decapitate one another, the Los Angeles Times reported Friday.

It could help rein in one of the planet's most troublesome pests — the Argentine ant.

Throughout the state, the species has formed a massive super-colony that stretches from San Diego to Sonoma, wreaking havoc on wildlife, citrus crops and countless kitchens, according to The Times.

The glue that unites the ants is their scent, a hydrocarbon-laced secretion that coats their exoskeletons and enables the insects to identify one another as friends.

But biologist Neil Tsutsui and chemist Kenneth Shea recently created a synthetic version of the Californian ant scent, then tweaked the ingredients slightly and transferred the concoction onto ants serving as guinea pigs, The Times reported.

Like cheap cologne, the new scent offended nearly every other ant in the room. One whiff and they began tearing their suddenly strange-smelling comrades to shreds, according to The Times.

If they can come up with a version of this that works on Islamic radicals, it could solve a lot of the world's problems. They're already prone to cutting of the heads of other people - we just have to redirect their efforts a little bit.