A Solution to Flying Imams Problem

I think I found a solution to the flying imam problem. Perhaps they should do as televangelist and faith healer Benny Hinn has done and get their mind-numbed followers to buy them a private jet. Why should an evangelist (or an imam) fly commercial when they can fly on a customized corporate jet that costs thousands of dollars per hour to operate?

If you'll just send Rev. Benny $1,000 (along with 6,000 of your best friends), he can finish paying the $6 million dollar down payment on his new G4SP. He'll even send you a desktop replica of "Dove One" (geez!) like the one shown here so you can take it and hit yourself over the head with it while chanting "I'm an idiot! I'm an idiot!".

Not only that, Hinn promises to place your name in a prominent place on "Dove One". My guess is it will be on the cabin floor.

I just hate to see a faith healer travel in anything less than the very best, so I'll tell you what - you send me the $1,000 and I'll ask God to tell me when I should send it to Hinn. I don't want him to get greedy or anything.

(h/t Mark Daniels)