The President walks off his helicopter on the White House lawn carrying a pig under each arm. The Marine guard at the bottom of the stairs salutes and says "Nice pigs, sir".
President Bush responds: "Son, these aren't just any pigs. These are Arkansas razorback hogs and I got one for Nancy Pelosi and one for Hillary Clinton."
The Marine snapped another salute and said: "Helluva trade, sir, helluva trade."
Monday, February 19, 2007
A Pig Under Each Arm
I heard this one today:
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